Counselor’s Corner: News Alert

Today’s top story:

Camper Luke One Step Closer to Achieving World Domination (at least on cardboard)

Counselor Jakob Vejr
Counselor Jakob Vejr

War is RISKy business. Early this morning Luke put the final nail in the coffin of Jaterrius’s armies. After being driven out of Africa, Jaterrius attempted a last ditch attack on Luke’s armies in southern Europe. Valiantly delaying the inevitable for a while, Jaterrius now takes his place along with Ethan and Ben as commanders of vanquished armies. Meanwhile, John is amassing troops in Indonesia, preparing to embark on a conquest of the entire continent of Asia. Were his invasion to be successful, the tides of the game could drastically change, but as it stands, Luke seems to be in control of the contest and will soon be in control of the world. More coming on this story later.

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Counselor Jakob Vejr Has Warm and Fuzzy Moments

Concert Announced, Dehydration Cancelled

Trash-Car Sighting Verified

Ninjas Ambush Optionals

McLean TV Plugged In, SSB Played

Wade Not Going to Turn into Zombie

Campers Reveal Themselves to be Supernatural Ping Pong Spirits

Campers Leave a Place Better Than When Found

Counselor Jakob Vejr Receives Touching Post on Warm and Fuzzy Board

“Will Never Swing Lanyard Again,” Camper Claims

Noodle Wielding Ghost Settles in Lobby During Community Time

Jacob and Ji-Won Told to Go to Bed